theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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