My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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