I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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