I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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