what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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