I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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