so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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