That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I see more hoeing in ur future
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