Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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