i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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