Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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