so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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