I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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