just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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