I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just invented taco cereal.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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