Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I CAN MOONWALK!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You can make out without kissing
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