please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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