His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
