What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
