I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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