on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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