As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Of course I have a pirate flag
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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