that's an acceptable place to lick
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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