It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
