So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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