your parents love me but you hate me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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