this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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