Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My vagina is very pro this idea
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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