I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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