All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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