You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I still have a little drunk in my system
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
