My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my being single is dangerous.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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