He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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