Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
