did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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