Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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