Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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