How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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