we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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