did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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