all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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