people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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