Do vagina's smell?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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