Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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