can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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