did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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