i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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