I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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