my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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