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(907): View more from Alaska

my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up

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(303): View more from Colorado

We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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(415): View more from California

was it good sex?

(510): View more from California

i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

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(719): View more from Colorado

hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.

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(905): View more from Ontario

he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love

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(912): View more from Georgia

No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".

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