Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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