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say what?
wanna hang out?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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