Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident