I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there