And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party