I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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