So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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