Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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