i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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